londoniers:
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
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flatabsandthighgaps:
“Be hydrated”, they said “It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said “It’s good for you,” they said
“I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID
(via alligatorsalligator)
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
(via infinityc0re)
sluttyoliveoil:
imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
(via is-it-just-me-bojana)
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